BOOTYLICIOUS BREAKDOWN: SOLVIN' THE 3 BODY PROBLEM IN SHORTS SLAYIN'

Let's be real, queens, gravity is a total buzzkill. But when it comes to flexing our curves in these bomb shorts, we gotta combat that cosmic mess. Think of it like this: the 3 Body Problem is just a bunch of celestial bodies rubbin' shoulders, and our bootylicious bods are the ultimate force. Struttin' that confidence like it's your birthright.